You Know You Are in Texas When . . . .

An email from my daughter's apartment complex the other night:

"Earlier today, there was an alligator spotted on the property near buildings 14 and 8. Residents near the northwest side of the property need to use caution when walking your dogs."

It begs the question,

"Why did I leave the northeast again . . .

and, uhhm, has anyone seen the dog?"