Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Ten Commandments (Paraphrased)

Good 'Ole Boy Style

(1) There's just one God; put nothin' before Him

(2) Watch yer mouth. No cussin'

(3) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

(4) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(5) No killin'

(6) No foolin' around (ya'll know what I mean!)

(7) Don't take what ain't yers

(8) No tellin' tales or gossipin'

(9) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's wife

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day.

H/T: Abbey's Road

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